Wishworld, Chapter One
...will be up Saturday night. Ahahaa!
While you wait, help yourself to some stock. Or... here's some Wishworld artwork for you guys.
Yeah, you heard right. Wishworld will not only be a written feature, but it will have comic pages in glorious full color! Of course, the actual panels will not contain such bright candy colors, since Wishworld is a tale set in dark times.
Stuff that has happened in the past few days:
"Something's wrong with Chee Leong's thingy. It won't go straight." - Azfar (he says things like this all the time)
Mdm Stan Lee: When you first saw the title of the chapter - Fire on the Mountain - what was the first thing you thought of?
Eliot: Fire... y'know... on a mountain.
Jun Ian: A volcano... no wait, smoke on the water!
Sanjay: A fire in the sky...
Guan Xiong: Today you're going to learn a bad word. Say fuck you or I stab your throat with this pencil!
Kumaran: No... no....
Guan Xiong: Okay, I give you discount. Say asshole.
Kumaran: Ass... hole?
Guan Xiong: Good boy.
Li Sha: Wouldn't it be cool if I died?
Jun Ian: Yes... it would...
Li Sha: No, I mean like, if I went out there and died, I can say I died on Valentine's Day! So romantic!
Eliot: Only you couldn't say it. Cause you'd be... y'know, dead.
Jun Ian: That's not romantic. If you went out there in the rain with Edward and got hit by a falling tree and died in his arms... now that's romantic.
Li Sha: Oh yeah! Edward has to die too!
Eliot: Imagine if you went out there and died, and in Australia Edward died at the exact same time! You'd be like "I knew we were destined"!
Li Sha: !!!
Azfar: Man Jason, when did you get so intellectual?
Jason: I've always been intellectual.
Azfar: Yeah right.
Jason: *makes quick succession of screwed up faces at Azfar*
Jun Ian: All of a sudden the intellect's gone.
Jason: I'm just pretending to make y'all think I'm stupid.
Jun Ian: You're succeeding beyond your wildest dreams.
Mahadi: Take that! Wooo!
Yow Hwui: ...
Jun Ian: Mahadi plays PikaBall at home every day.
Jason: Yeah la, every day go home and practice...
Mahadi: Where got...
Jun Ian: Dudes like Mahadi go for the PikaBall Word Championship...
Azfar: There's a PikaBall Word Championship?
Yow Hwui: World series...
Azfar: Number one enemy of the professional PikaBall player... finger cramps.
Peak Sheng: And he said "Ice lemon tea... tanpa ais."
Jun Ian: You know what he should have asked for? Ais kacang... tanpa ais.
17 comments:
i still think dexter looks like Latern.
anyway, since my wishes are overpowered and everyone has gone for the superhuman alternative -
1. Wolverine's Adamantium
2. Nightcrawler's Teleportation
3. Flash's Speed.
not my fault i'm too good at pikaball
Wish reviewed
1. Ability to control time (pause, speed, slow)
2. Invulnerbility
3. An invulnerable orb which can transform into any electronic devices i think of and that works.
wishes revised =):
1. ability to manipulate reality (like crayak from animorphs?) only within longshot-type boundaries, of course.
2. healing abilities (hey, someone has to think of something other than destroying and running away...right?)
3. ability to control the elements fire, wind, earth and water. not heart. please, just not heart. *shudders at memory of vgcats comic*
sorry, not thinking while typing.
and peaksheng, what's the point of speed if you have teleportation?
dont worry... our boy's gonna be optimised like all the rest of you.
y'all dont enter the story until I'm satisfied with your powers.
its a good thing y'all review them so many times... one of the plotlines will be that no one knows exactly what everyone else wished for....
wtf? it's stanley, not Stan Lee. jeez. as far as i can tell, the creator of spiderman doesn't have some kind of horrific cough that makes him sound like he's going to hack up a lung any minute...
if I say it's Stan Lee then
it. is. Stan. Lee.
no lar,SANJAY said the dying on the same time thing.you got ure people wrong,jun ian. ahahahha. i wrote that in my blog too! ahahahahaha.
i dont remember saying that edward has to die..
edward must live,duh,because i love him.
And thus, the balding white cartoonist made his transformation to the literature teacher with tuberculosis...all by the virtue of jun ian's words.
I'mma wanna revise too!
1. Ability to call down/up/out any element to burn/freeze/terminate/make explode(?!?!)/delete everything that does not please me
2 and 3 be same.
btw....
*scene at waffle shop
Lady: Adik, saya nak waffle 2
collage grad.(shoop fella): nak kaya 'tau peanut butter?
Lady: Peanut butter, tak mau butter.
right li sha...
sometimes I can remember stuff that never was.
peanut butter tak mau butter?
that's hilarious...
you cannot have peanut butter without butter.
and besides, nightcrawler's bamf-ing is cooler topped off with flash's speed.
it doesnt nerf any of u idiots' powers but it puts me on par.
on THIRD thought:
1. Adamantium+those healing powers
2. Nightcrawler's Teleportation
3. Neo-Fu.
FINAL AND COMPLETE.
you having those powers already nerf us all
do you like to space my name so much? it looks better as lisha not li sha.
Post a Comment