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Updates on the new year begin soon. Hide your children.

Of course, the definition of 'soon' here is entirely relative.

Just so you know, I plan to finish the Learning Seasons, even if none of you really care what happens to our young heroes.

It's my blog.

Check out my Christmas card while you wait. I'm serious about this one. It's got more resolutions than a New Year's Eve countdown at Times Square.

If you've never clicked an image on the internet before, this one would be a good place to start.

College rocks, by the way. It's hell challenging and at the same time off-the-wall fun.