Who Can Stop The March Of The Penguins?
So, as it turned out, the Taliban stopped the march of the penguins. Or you might wanna call them the Bantalis. As censorship requires.
Penguins: Lee Zhien, John Lim, Jeck Beng
Talibans: Reuben, Sundeep and Deepaq
It was a real killer of a match though. For all of the first half, the Taliban played with two men. Sundeep had gotten a seven-minute ban. Shockingly, they took the lead and kept pushing til it was 3-0. Then the Penguins fought back to make it 3-3. And finally, the ball flew over Lee Zhien and Deepaq tapped it in to end the game at 4-3. Simply heartbreaking.
Jun Ian: If only he'd been a bit taller...
Mahadi: That's what I keep telling him. "Lee Zhien, get taller". Guy never listens.
The posters I printed for the Interact Club on Friday. By Saturday morning, three out of five were gone. Well, that can only be a good thing right? Shows that my work is appreciated.
I also did one for the third place match. Ian Wong takes on JLo. The way JLo plays, you'd think he'd have shattered every bone in his body before the fourteen minutes of the match were up.Imagine the skeletons. Crushed pelvis and all.
"What happened to these people?"
"They were condemned to die by snu-snu!"
"Yay! Snu-snu!"
snu-snu (noun)
Endless sex forced on a man by a variety of women usually resulting in the death of the man. From Futurama episode in which the main characters are condemned to "Death by Snu-snu!" by a alien matriarchal society, ignorant of the earthling male's view of this as a most fitting death.
Endless sex forced on a man by a variety of women usually resulting in the death of the man. From Futurama episode in which the main characters are condemned to "Death by Snu-snu!" by a alien matriarchal society, ignorant of the earthling male's view of this as a most fitting death.
Stop! No more! The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
"The Amazonians will be divided into three groups. The one called Zapp will be snu-snued by the large women. He that is designated Fry will be snu-snued by the petite women. And Kif, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snued by the most beautiful women of Amazonia. Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again."
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really, really hoped.
"The Amazonians will be divided into three groups. The one called Zapp will be snu-snued by the large women. He that is designated Fry will be snu-snued by the petite women. And Kif, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snued by the most beautiful women of Amazonia. Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again."
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really, really hoped.
16 comments:
i dun understand since it sounds like those "You had to be there" event
wait.. are they the football teams? ...
last post, i get it
hahahahahaahah
good one
@ eugene: wtf
@ eugene? That makes no sense at all. At eugene? Alias eugene?
corrected.
but jack beng is cooler.
lmao!!kyaaa penguins ^^
by right the penguin reminds me more of sanjay =|
@eugene = to eugene.
NO DUH
who is miss mardigras? sounds familiar but I think I forgot.
someone somewhere over the rainbows. the leprechauns are keeping me hostage cause I stole their gold. thats why i'm not allowed to leave. arr ye evil leprechauns.
Oh. You're back.
Welcome back to the blogosphere.
@ is not used as 'to' or i've never seen. 'At' and 'alias' is true.
some people use @ as and as well you know. @ supposedly has a lot of uses. Eugene's so narrow minded.
wat happen to wish world dude....?
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