I Pity The Fool

Didn't think I'd be doing any real blogging soon, but I thought this was something everyone needs to know.

Mr. T gets a reality show called I Pity The Fool.

Very little is known about the show, set to launch in October, apart from the fact that it will feature Mr. T "traveling the country and giving advice as only Mr. T can". Sounds kinda like a cross between Oprah and Dog, the Bounty Hunter.

Remember Dog?


Dog: We're just about to enter the residence of a known drug dealer. Be prepared for anything.

Dog kicks down a fence. On the other side is a man tending to his garden, a golden retriever resting at his feet.

Man: What the-?

Dog sprays the dog with a pepper spray can the size of a small child. He then grabs the man and slams him against the fence.
Dog: Against the wall, dirtbag!

According to Wikipedia, Dog has actually captured over six thousand law breakers. That's a lot of pepper spray.

On an unrelated note, I'm now Interact Publicity Director. The First. Ever. Publicity Director. Which means I'm helping to plan the Interact Installation, as held on the 1st of September. One day ahead of the Fource of '06 Social Night, if it actually goes down.

Thomas: Listen, about this installation. I don't care how you do it, but you are going to come up with the best damn installation the school has ever seen. I want fireworks, flying people and angels.

So all we need is flying angels on fire and I guess we're set. Congratulations to the new President.

[20:07:58] [dignia]: let me tell you how the vote went
[20:08:14] [dignia]: sheryl won the first vote, 36 to 33
[20:08:44] [dignia] then zabedah noticed that the total votes didnt match the number of people in the room
[20:09:03] [dignia]: and jing hang won the next vote 35 to 34
[20:09:19] [dignia]: but the votes still didnt tally
[20:09:34] [dignia]: so the decision was given to the old board, who voted sheryl in
[20:09:30] [dignia]: but some people protested the decision
[20:09:47] [dignia]: finally they gave the decision to the new board
[20:09:55] [dignia]: and jing hang became president
[20:10:00] Demon Bound: lol
[20:12:08] Demon Bound: Talk about screwed up democracy

Today I grabbed the president's ass. It is also the old president's birthday.

Look! Star Wars game for PS3! The thought is unbelieveably scrumptious.

Right now I am more excited about this than any other game in production. Except maybe FFXIII. A female main character in Final Fantasy? That's just hot. I saw some FFXII CG playing at Speedy Video at 1U on Wednesday. I don't really like it. Reminds me too much of FFIX.

Finally: Gao Gai Gar is probably the best show about a guy who's a cyborg who merges with a lion who's a robot to form a bigger robot to merge with a bullet train, a stealthc bomber, and an inexplicable drill tank to form the ultimate biggerest robot there is.

• Transformers: Galaxy Force (Transformers: Cybertron in the US) contains many visual references to GaoGaiGar's stock "Final Fusion" and "Hammer Connect" sequences, most notably in the sequences where Liger Jack (Leo Breaker) and Sonic Bomber (Wing Saber) "Link Up" with Galaxy Convoy (Optimus Prime).
• The stock "Final Fusion" sequence is extremely iconic of the show, making it worthy of a great many fan parodies (though reaction to these parodies by other fans is greatly mixed). One recent fan-parody video (by the group ~Mad eXpress~) intersperses soundtrack and footage of the Impulse Gundam combination sequence from Gundam SEED Destiny with that of GaoFighGar's Final Fusion sequence from GaoGaiGar FINAL.

Yep. Fusion on, cowboy.