The Dirt

Government Agent AAA. Armed and Armored Alamin. Kinda like Vin Diesel, only not.

There's a hilarious tale behind this, but I'll save it. Maybe one day you'll see the papers.

Selva: And so in the area of mosques and temples, everyone is...?
Jun Ian: Eating?
Selva: Equal. I - what did you say?

For today, at least, there are different papers, for scrutiny.

Jun Ian: Adi Farris do your thang!
Komala: No! Not now la I'm eating! Go over there and do it!
Adi: Uh, okay.

Adi does his thang. In front of Komala, who is eating.

Jun Ian: Oh shit!
Komala: You see!
Dass: I think that's bigger than my arm.

For those of you who have been looking for the story on Keith Lester, Christopher Lim and the rest, I have done my best to publish the various accounts that I have gathered over the past few days in a way easily accessible to the general public.

The truth is out there.

Be forewarned that the information you are about to delve into may not be 100% accurate. These are simply rumors, to the best of my knowledge facts, but the whole story is under such a tight veil of secrecy that this could well be one of the most complete reports outside the Administration and Form One.

Page two of the Report Rated R

I have one more, stunning piece of information. Unfortunately this titbit must be withheld until its accuracy can be verified. It concerns the key to the whole matter - who did Christopher Lim freak gently from dusk to dawn?

Shaegan: I heard you were a vegetarian once.
Serene: Yeah, how did you know that?
Shaegan: I just know.
Serene: ...
Shaegan: Oh wait, a little birdie hopped on my shoulder and told me.
Serene: ...
Shaegan: A chinese birdie.

In other news, 123456 day was today. I awoke at 1.00 am to take pictures of the sky. Then the strangest thing happened.

Some may have noticed that this comic is a rip from Jeffrey Rowland's excellent diary comic Overcompensating. The same people may bite the wax tadpole for this is what scientists in Norway call a "tribute". To Jeffrey Rowland. Not, say, the Englishman.

Jun Ian: You really love Warcraft. Are you gonna be one of those people who go to Blizzard conventions?
Jason: No...
Jun Ian: With your little night elf ears...
Yow Hwui: I think you are.
Jun Ian: And you'd be all, "For Azeroth!"
Jason: For Azeroth!!

For those of you unaware, 123456 day is the day when all around the world, at different times watches are pointing to a singular moment in time and space.

01:02:03 04/05/06

Perfection in a date.

In our own country it lasts but a second, but time zones differ and thus it is a day, not a mere moment. Maths tells us that this phenomenon occurs once every hundred years.

Mahadi: Let's change the lyrics in Greased Lightning.
Jun Ian: To what?
Mahadi: Wax Pardeep.
Jun Ian: Dude.
Mahadi: Wax Pardeep, go Wax Pardeep!

Today was a damningly funny day. Most of it was because of Adrian, but that's the kind of thing you can't put into writing. But the following conversation probably has some kind of educational value. It's also hilarious.

Sanjay: I have a new way to memorise the electrochemical reactivity series.
Jun Ian: Yeah?
Sanjay: This is how you remember anions. Clarissa Beat Ian OH!!
Jun Ian: W...what the fuck?
Sanjay: Chlorine, Bromine, Iodine, Hydroxide.
Jun Ian: Oh...kay..
Sanjay: And for cations uh... Fool Sanjay Playing Hand Cock Africa.
Jun Ian: That makes... no sense whatsoever.
Sanjay: It's Ferum, Stanum, Plumbum, Hydrogen, Copper, Argentum.
Jun Ian: Uh.
Sanjay: Oh man I gotta tell Yow Hwui this.

Yow Hwui: How do you memorize the normal reactivity series?
Sanjay: Potential Scientists Can Make A Zoo In London...
Jun Ian: No, do you want to hear Guan Xiong's? That one's stuck in my head.
Jason: What's Guan Xiong's?
Jun Ian: Play Sex Can Make A Zebra In The Lan Ci Mother Son of a God. Potassium, Sodium, Calcium Magnesium, Aluminium, Zinc, Iron, Tin, Lead Copper, Mercury, Silver, Gold. I never ever forgot that one. Ever.

Ze Shen: Try this one. Play Sex Can Make All Zebras In Thailand Lose Control.
Sanjay: It should be Play Sex Can Make All Zebra Horses In Thailand Lose Control HAA!
Yow Hwui: What the fuck?
Sanjay: Horses for Hydrogen, HAA for Hg, Ag, Au. Mercury, Silver, Gold.
Jun Ian: Mercury Silver Gold is MSG la.
Jason: Message!
Jun Ian: Play Sex Can Make All Zebra Horses In Thailand Lose Control MeSaGe!

You go, zebra horses.

If you haven't, you have got to see these to videos of Hawk drawing. The man is a machine.

Now I want a Cintiq.

There was that thing about tuition for gays. This'll be later. There was probably more to say, but I think I forgot. So that's all for now. Good night, everyone.

Sanjay: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?
En Yaw: It's just cause her boobs are big then you think she's hot right?
Sanjay: If you think her boobs are big then you should see Pamela Anderson's.
En Yaw: Who is Pamela Anderson?
Sanjay: Her boobs are bigger than my pencil box.

En Yaw looks at Sanjay's pencil box.

En Yaw: She must be a monster.