Sunday, March 18, 2007

The Singapore Troublemaker's Index

Jamie - # 38

"She wants to know if anyone is suffering from Jamie-withdrawal syndrome." - Peako
Likes:
  • counter-strike
  • fried mars bars
"The deep-fried Mars Bar is thought to have originated in Stonehaven, in the north-east of Scotland. Its existence may help account for the fact that parts of Scotland have the highest incidence of heart disease, cancer and strokes, the worst teeth and the lowest life expectancy in the developed world." - BBC News (link)
  • white sports (tennis, golf)
  • solitaire
Dislikes:
  • twits
  • jaywalking
  • straws
  • staying in school
Notes:
  • spent night at MRT station
  • mother has fear of her getting raped in taxi
  • influential
The second time they played Counter-Strike, Jun Ian killed a lot of people and he told Jamie that he wanted to play more Counter-Strike now. Jamie told him that she has made a lot of people feel that way.

Jamie also influenced Jun Ian to look for napkins after meals even if there weren't any around, and to dislike straws the way she did.


Unfortunately, Jamie could not influence him to stop jaywalking. This was because his Malaysian upbringing was too strong and he thought that waiting for the traffic lights was silly.

  • critical

See it is pretty much all right to insult me because just check out this diagram of my self-esteem.

Troublemaker Rating:
  • Nosiness: 7
  • Disaster Power: 9
  • Financial Damage: 8
  • Escape Factor: 7
Mark - #5
Likes:
  • wife
  • babes
  • guitaring
  • artistry
This is Marks' guitar. He pimped it out himself. Clever Mark!


Dislikes:

  • Macbeth
To see Markduff's heroic fight against Macbeth, just click on the picture.

Something went wrong with the embedding so it has to be like that.

  • the killing of "all [his] chickens in one fell swoop"
  • shallow conversation
"The entire three days was just spent talking about which superhero, actor, singer, video game character or otherwise celebrity you would rather 'do', which was fun for the first half an hour but then got really immature." - Mark
Notes:
  • picked fight in cybercafe over ringtone he didnt like
  • brutally honest
"If you weren't my friend I would punch you for saying that. You're one of those guys I would glare at like this if I met on the street." - Mark
  • almost set fire to Dexter's house
Troublemaker Rating:
  • Nosiness: 8
  • Disaster Power: 10
  • Financial Damage: 10
  • Escape Factor: 8

Rachel - # 98
Likes:
  • manga
  • Eliot's cartoon of the Pope
Dislikes:
  • not known (generally amiable)
Note:
  • again, not much known apart from the fact that she is good natured, friendly and approachable
Troublemaker Rating:
  • Nosiness: 7
  • Disaster Power: 8
  • Financial Damage: 7
  • Escape Factor: 8

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