You Heard Me

April Fool's Joke #1

Jun Ian & Jamie vs Mahadi

At 00:16:19 this morning.

Jamie: chuck norris isn't in the hospital
Jamie: the hospital is in chuck norris
junian: oh shit you suck
Jamie: why because i popped your little bubble of chuck norris? xp
junian: okay
junian: we both tell mahadi that chuck norris in hospital
junian: are you talking to him now
Jamie: yeah huh
junian: put that in your name and i tell him
junian: you dont say anything but put in your name
Jamie: put what? chuck norris in hospital?
junian: yeah
Jamie: now? xp
junian: remember he's having a testicular operation
junian: now

* Jamie has changed his/her personal message to CHUCK NORRIS IS IN THE HOSPITAL!

Jamie: ah uhm okay (: now what?
junian: we wait
Jamie: okay. elevator music plays.

So!

junian: mahadi!
Mahadi (ci) : mmhmm...
junian: did you know
junian: CHUCK NORRIS MASUK HOSPITAL
junian: not so invincible after all
Mahadi (ci) : why
junian: testicular operation
junian: o.o
junian: for wearing tight jeans

Meanwhile!

Mahadi: oi noob
Mahadi: chuck norris in hospital
Jamie: damn sad right. we should send get well card
Mahadi: send get well card to me la
Mahadi: im damn emo now la

Back to us!

Mahadi (ci) : i always expected hard gay to get one before norris
Mahadi (ci) : heck i would never expect norris to get that
junian: hard gay already kena before what
junian: hip injury
Mahadi (ci) : serious arr
Mahadi (ci) : norris... haha
Mahadi (ci) : balls of steel too heavy
junian: lol
junian: theres an article
junian: wait i find
Mahadi (ci) : IS THIS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE!?!?

BUSTED! :P

April Fool's Joke #2

Jun Ian & Jamie vs Peako

Peako reads Jamie's personal message.

peako: WTF
peako: chuck norris is in the hospital??

So!

Jamie: HAHA. interested? (:
junian: okay wait
junian: i know how
Jamie: mm so how you wanna play this?
Jamie: yeah smooth la
junian: hold off
junian: tell him its on my blog
junian: not yet
junian: NOT YET
Jamie: okay. uh. say when
junian: is he suspicious?

Is he?

Jamie: yeah. testicular operation
Jamie: damn tragic right?
peako: when???
peako: link??
Jamie: you're so outdated
Jamie: how can you not know?
peako: lol
peako: oh
peako: cheyy
peako: that operation
peako: ah
Jamie: you know?

Then!

junian: okay im done
junian: tell him its on my blog

The bait!

peako: he finally updated
Jamie: yeah
Jamie: first post on the top la
Jamie: picture of chuck norris in the hospital

And then...

HOME RUN!;)

April Fool's Joke #3

Shu Wei vs Wai Khuin

I got a call from Wai Khuin this morning, when I was in the graveyard doing Qing Ming.

Wai Khuin: Jun Ian did you hear? No school tomorrow cause Mrs Matthews died!
Jun Ian: Happy April Fool's day to you too.
Wai Khuin: No I'm serious! All our monitors are sending sms! Shu Wei showed me! You don't believe you call the office la!
Jun Ian: Send me the message?

Message beep!

To all teachers, staff and students of Wesley Methodist School, I would like to express my deepest regrets for the death of our principal, Mrs Vimala Matthews. She passed away in the KLGH after a car accident yesterday night. As a result, the school office will be closed on Monday, 2nd April 2007 and will reopen the next day. Those who wish to pay their last respects to our beloved principal, please contact me. - Ms Goh Kai Lian

Message beep again!

oh wait. i just found out shu wei pranked me.

Oh Wai Khuin.